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An ounce of history behind the highest of holidays
It’s that time of year again — final exams are nearing, weather is warming and the ever-anticipated favorite holiday of college students is here. Happy 4/20, everyone! Everyone understands that April 20...
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Where’s the weirdest you’ve done it?
Location, location, location — it’s all that matters when buying a home. Who would’ve thought that it applies to baby-making, too? While it may seem strange that location is such an intriguing...
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How I tricked myself into thinking I was happy
Are you ever sad when you want to be happy? Stupid question, I know. Better question: Why aren’t you always happy? I know, now you’re wondering what type of bullshit I am...
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A hazy future
The imminent crackdown on Greek Life hazing is waking up campus to the mental and physical abuse that is sometimes a part of the fraternity and sorority pledging process. ...
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National crackdown on fraternities is long overdue
The nature of pledging has never been particularly immune to liability — in fact, fraternities have been well-known to incur insurance premiums higher than toxic waste management companies — but with the...
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Flytilla protesters have worse to worry about
On Saturday night, hundreds of pro-Palestinian activists flew to Israel in an effort to raise awareness for their cause and, without saying so explicitly, caused a newsworthy provocation. This so-called “flytilla,” a...
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Suzanne Collins, here’s a real story
Unless you live in a cave, it’s hard to ignore the enormous success of this year’s breakout hit, “The Hunger Games.” Adapted from a novel by Suzanne Collins, the film has grossed...
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When true citizenship doesn’t require a test
LONDON — How does one define citizenship? I contemplated this over the weekend as I gave my Britain-born friend a tour of Central London. As I walked her through New Oxford Street,...
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Learning from my mistakes
I don’t usually consider writing apologist columns, but then again, we all make mistakes at some points in our lives and do need to apologize to take some of the load off....
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The keys to your one night in paradise
The light hurts as you slowly open your eyes. Your head’s pounding and your throat is parched. As you begin to take in your surroundings, you realize — fuck, this isn’t your...