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The life and times of Charlie Sheen
Congratulations everyone, we’re winning! We’ve had a front row seat to the outrageous meltdown of the life and times of Charlie Sheen, and we should be incredibly grateful. Charlie Sheen is a...
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How to deal with the different drunks
Every year on Parade Day, through all of the Saint Patrick’s Day-themed debauchery, we students are in our simplest and most vulnerable states — completely drunk. Maybe it’s the Bailey’s breakfast or...
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Debating? Keep it reasonable
The most outrageous cat fight ever to have aired on reality TV can’t compare to the showdown that occurred in Lecture Hall 14 on Tuesday night. Stephen Moore, an editor at The...
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Dealing with customer service, the way my parents taught me
As a young blonde woman, I am almost always the victim of poor in-person customer service, whether it’s from bitchy old women or condescending old men. I spent years getting an attitude...
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Table or scrap
Staff Editorial — Table or scrap, the SA reorganization and incorporation can wait a year ...
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Parade Day shouldn't only be a binge-drinking holiday
I’ve recently had a classic freshman experience. I learned about what is apparently the most sacrosanct tradition among Binghamton University students: Parade Day. Here I thought that I had mastered all there...
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Female masturbation is a wrongfully tabooed subject
Walking in on someone masturbating is like smoking weed — it’s bound to happen at least once during your college career. With a stroke of bad luck, I walked in on my...
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If I'm not getting the job, I'd prefer to know
The job and internship market is competitive, yes, and as college students we are painfully aware of this. But the most annoying part of the entire application process is the lack of...
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"The King's Speech" should not be censored
In the weeks leading up to the annual Academy Awards, there was a slight uproar online as to the fact that Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood movie mogul, wanted the now-Academy Award-winning Best Picture...
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The Vagina Monologues, a review
Binghamton University weekends are great, but I wanted something different this weekend, so I decided to go down under. I decided to see the Vagina Monologues. Going in, I had little idea...