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Staying real is as easy as watching wrestling
If I asked you to think of at least three fake people in your life right now, could you do it? Chances are, the answer is yes. Perhaps you’re even reading this...
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WWII, then The Beatles, now it's Snooki
In 1942, a draft was declared in the United States. Democracy and human rights were being threatened abroad and young men no older than us answered the call. They came to be...
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It's primary season, for better or worse
The 2012 election season has officially begun. For those of you wondering, yes it’s still March 2011. You’re not misreading the calendar, I promise. The search for the next Republican presidential candidate...
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The life and times of Charlie Sheen
Congratulations everyone, we’re winning! We’ve had a front row seat to the outrageous meltdown of the life and times of Charlie Sheen, and we should be incredibly grateful. Charlie Sheen is a...
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How to deal with the different drunks
Every year on Parade Day, through all of the Saint Patrick’s Day-themed debauchery, we students are in our simplest and most vulnerable states — completely drunk. Maybe it’s the Bailey’s breakfast or...
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Debating? Keep it reasonable
The most outrageous cat fight ever to have aired on reality TV can’t compare to the showdown that occurred in Lecture Hall 14 on Tuesday night. Stephen Moore, an editor at The...
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Dealing with customer service, the way my parents taught me
As a young blonde woman, I am almost always the victim of poor in-person customer service, whether it’s from bitchy old women or condescending old men. I spent years getting an attitude...
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Table or scrap
Staff Editorial — Table or scrap, the SA reorganization and incorporation can wait a year ...
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If I'm not getting the job, I'd prefer to know
The job and internship market is competitive, yes, and as college students we are painfully aware of this. But the most annoying part of the entire application process is the lack of...
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"The King's Speech" should not be censored
In the weeks leading up to the annual Academy Awards, there was a slight uproar online as to the fact that Harvey Weinstein, Hollywood movie mogul, wanted the now-Academy Award-winning Best Picture...