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Talking ‘bout our generation

In the aftermath of the apocalyptic violence that engulfed the people of the world during the Great War from 1914 to 1918, the children of Europe returned home from the trenches, beaten...


Staff Editorials

Flingin’ around

Staff Editorial – The Spring Fling concert has always been free and should remain free. ...


Opinions

Lin: a great ball player who happens to be of Asian descent

Jeremy Lin is here and giving us all a lesson in sensitivity training. Floyd Mayweather and Anthony Federico be damned, there’s actually a tactful way to react to an Asian-American’s rise to...


Opinions

I need my iFix

Steve Jobs, even in the afterlife, you can still get me to buy just about anything. I think there are many people out there who would buy iCat-Poop-in-a-Bag if it had a...


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How to balance out your friskiness ratio

One of the many sexual facts I’ve learned from experiencing, analyzing and talking about relationships on a close-to-daily basis is that no relationship has a perfectly even split of horniness. This may...


Opinions

Length minimums place emphasis on quantity, not quality

College fails to prepare us for the real world. I’m not just talking about the encouragement of binge drinking or the development of beer pong skills we will never use again. I...


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Mardi Gras is cool, so is Parade Day

“SHOW US YOUR TITS! SHOW US YOUR TITS! SHOW US YOUR TITS!” That’s what I heard Mardi Gras attendees sing at the top of their lungs. I may or may not have...


Staff Editorials

Incorporate this

Staff Editorial – Incorporation. That’s it. ...


Opinions

Poor conduct at the Conduct office

Where there is a north, there is a south, where there is a ying, there is a yang and when there is a voice of rationality, there is the Binghamton University Office...


Opinions

Sex columnist cheapened Valentine’s Day

Every week, Pipe Dream provides me with the opportunity to opine on the political trials and tribulations that convulse our country, an opportunity for which I am extraordinarily grateful. However, I want...