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Dreams die at the bottom of the Barrel
For a while now I planned on writing my last piece of the semester on something seasonal, like Pearl Harbor. That all changed last Thursday afternoon when a couple of my buddies...
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OC3: A shameful cyber malfunction
Those of us who awoke Tuesday to find our inboxes filled with replies regarding the Off Campus College Newsletter wondered how so many people had so many things to say. “Please remove...
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Developing nations beware: This is not a post-colonial world
Imagine a country where the people and the government view themselves in such high regard that they felt morally obligated to impose their culture on other nations. Imagine that this country produced...
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Reaching the halfway mark
I offer a hearty congratulations to you, dear readers, for it is the end of the semester. Well, almost the end of the semester, shall we say? How’s about we take a...
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The hunt may be afoot
The proposed deer culling plan has the fauna of the Nature Preserve shaking in their hooves, so is it the right move? ...
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Bartle, the whimsical
There are some nights when I leave this world. I board a vessel destined for a universe of knowledge and intellectualism. On these nights, I no longer participate in the time-space continuum...
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Finding Santa: Where has the warmth of the holidays gone?
Thanksgiving has been placed on the back burner. Unable to commercialize a good old-fashioned family turkey dinner, it seems like Big Business has decided to slowly marginalize the holiday by starting advertising...
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Chickenhawks invaded the GOP coop
In Republican debate after Republican debate, Americans of all political stripes have received radioactive levels of exposure to almost as many GOP candidates as Mitt Romney has had policy positions. We have...
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Sticky economy? I've got a job for you.
It’s those two words that can make a girl tremble in her undies. Blow job. The seemingly dreaded task of putting a penis in your mouth. Yeah, about that. Even just the...
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Sexual relief efforts
It’s that fateful time of the semester again, when everything comes to a close and all kinds of stress pop up out from every source. We all know it’s coming, yet barely...