Eli Klein
eklein20@binghamton.edu
6 Articles
Opinions
My pet peeves
White people who claim to be part of the solution. White people lecturing other white people on oppression is like white people lecturing other white people on the revitalization of disco-era fashion...
Opinions
Why I shadowbox in my room alone
Speed. Agility. Power. These are just a few of the many qualities I exude when I put on my metaphorical boxing gloves and step in the imaginary ring, all of which can...
Opinions
The reasons why I am single
And not one of them has absolutely anything to do with a fault of mine. I’m perfect. Literally, a 10 out of 10. So with that being said, let’s get into it....
Columns
The Cold Reality of Binghamton
It’s that time of year again. For most, the fall weather carries with it what has been deemed “hoodie season,” but for us Binghamtonians, fall weather makes nipples harden and causes widespread...
Columns
How to win every argument
There was once a man who won every argument. He would argue anywhere he went with anyone he knew. He’d dominate debates, leave no room for agreement and quickly flesh out the...
Columns
What do you want to do after college?
When my friend and opinions editor of this fine paper asked me this question, my initial impulse was to tell her to “go fuck yourself,” but sadly, “going to fuck yourself” isn’t...