Eli Klein
eklein20@binghamton.edu
3 Articles
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The Cold Reality of Binghamton
It’s that time of year again. For most, the fall weather carries with it what has been deemed “hoodie season,” but for us Binghamtonians, fall weather makes nipples harden and causes widespread...
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How to win every argument
There was once a man who won every argument. He would argue anywhere he went with anyone he knew. He’d dominate debates, leave no room for agreement and quickly flesh out the...
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What do you want to do after college?
When my friend and opinions editor of this fine paper asked me this question, my initial impulse was to tell her to “go fuck yourself,” but sadly, “going to fuck yourself” isn’t...