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BU student indicted in attempted rape

A Binghamton freshman who was accused of attempted rape by a dorm neighbor last October was indicted early last month on felony attempted rape charges in Broome County Court. The grand jury’s...


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Women’s lacrosse drops conference opener

If they could have erased the last 70 seconds of the first half, maybe the outcome would have been different. Stony Brook scored three goals during that stretch, taking a six-goal lead...


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New recruit continues to lead the way

One would think Sunday’s beautiful weather provided a great stage for a tennis match, but with a 7-0 bludgeoning of Hartford, the Binghamton women’s tennis team thought otherwise. The Bearcats (5-5, 1-0...


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Editorial: A work of charity

It seems like the Binghamton University population is in an extra-charitable mood of late. Throughout the past two or three issues, you can find examples of it all around: Relay for Life...


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Offbeat News

Beer hog Priscilla the pig drinks bottles of beer. The Australian Broadcasting Corporation reported Monday that the Pub In the Paddock at Pyengana in northeast Tasmania has trained its resident pig to...


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Athletic fields to receive makeover

This November, construction is planned to begin on two new soccer fields, and restoration work will begin on several others. The endeavor is to be funded by a $5 million grant secured...


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Intelligent de-swine

I was shocked. Flabbergasted, even. “Can you believe this here in-fo-mation? Why wasn’t I teached this right here stuff in science class,” I said. “I would hope in America (fuck yeah) the...


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Bearcats’ offense disappears against Albany

It’s said that great offense always beats great defense. As the Binghamton softball team found out over the weekend, great offense also beats poor defense. The Bearcats (4-18, 0-3 AE) were swept...


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Penis envy

The Riddler, Two Face, Doc Oc, Lex Luthor: these are just a few of the many notorious villains that could surface at any moment in time and hold the world in peril...


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Fantasy baseball tips

Did you miss your fantasy baseball draft? Is Elmer Dessens your starting ace? Did you search through available players for Mo Vaughn? My friend, you need some advice. Suck up that pride....