Opinions

Politics lacks moderation in moderation

It is my theory that everything in this world is best practiced in moderation. However, this is obviously a contradiction because it insists that moderation itself should not be practiced in moderation,...


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OC3: A shameful cyber malfunction

Those of us who awoke Tuesday to find our inboxes filled with replies regarding the Off Campus College Newsletter wondered how so many people had so many things to say. “Please remove...


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Developing nations beware: This is not a post-colonial world

Imagine a country where the people and the government view themselves in such high regard that they felt morally obligated to impose their culture on other nations. Imagine that this country produced...


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Reaching the halfway mark

I offer a hearty congratulations to you, dear readers, for it is the end of the semester. Well, almost the end of the semester, shall we say? How’s about we take a...


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The day OC3 screwed us all

I woke up to 47 new emails. I’m not that popular, am I? I quickly gathered myself, put on my best pair of slippers, brushed all 28 of my teeth, tousled my...


Staff Editorials

Making the grade

We're dolling out the marks, and this time, the grades were all across the board. ...


Opinions

Second Amendment up in smoke

On Sept. 21, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) responded to confusion in the federal firearms licensing community about whether medical marijuana patients can apply for gun ownership. Its...


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Dreams die at the bottom of the Barrel

For a while now I planned on writing my last piece of the semester on something seasonal, like Pearl Harbor. That all changed last Thursday afternoon when a couple of my buddies...


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Sticky economy? I've got a job for you.

It’s those two words that can make a girl tremble in her undies. Blow job. The seemingly dreaded task of putting a penis in your mouth. Yeah, about that. Even just the...


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The hunt may be afoot

The proposed deer culling plan has the fauna of the Nature Preserve shaking in their hooves, so is it the right move? ...