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Drug Issue 2024
How to take molly
Beauty, Grace, MDMA. Grace and beauty can look like projectile vomiting on to the sidewalk for 10 seconds, catching your breath, then talking about how throwing up is an amazing experience. Miss...
Opinions
Dear Doris
Dear Doris, How Do I Start a Business? The first thing you have to do is learn how to spell business. This is a crucial first step. The second step is to...
Advice Column
Dear Doris
Dear Doris, How Do I Find a Job? Short Answer: Burger King is hiring. Just got a burger there (it was terrible … they could use your help). Long Answer: I’m going...
Columns
Free speech supercedes right to be offended
Flag banning and other symbol-related regulations limit the ways people can express their own ideals. ...
Columns
Establish an online forum to express concerns
Real identities put faces to concerns. This facilitates in-person discussion as people interested in the issue at hand seek each other out and organize. Not only would an online forum help students ...
Columns
Campus crimes should be the domain of the police
The fact that universities are allowed to handle their own affairs over and over again is inexcusable. ...
Columns
Repressive tactics stifle student voices
Most students do not have the money to instigate change or air grievances through economic avenues. ...
Columns
Israeli nationalism is inherently paradoxical
If everyone were permitted to vote, regardless of religious affiliation, Israel could not credibly follow through on its guarantee to act in the Jewish people's best interests. ...