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Sticky economy? I've got a job for you.

It’s those two words that can make a girl tremble in her undies. Blow job. The seemingly dreaded task of putting a penis in your mouth. Yeah, about that. Even just the...


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The hunt may be afoot

The proposed deer culling plan has the fauna of the Nature Preserve shaking in their hooves, so is it the right move? ...


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Bartle, the whimsical

There are some nights when I leave this world. I board a vessel destined for a universe of knowledge and intellectualism. On these nights, I no longer participate in the time-space continuum...


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Finding Santa: Where has the warmth of the holidays gone?

Thanksgiving has been placed on the back burner. Unable to commercialize a good old-fashioned family turkey dinner, it seems like Big Business has decided to slowly marginalize the holiday by starting advertising...


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A Pipe Dream of a wish list

Pipe Dream's list of pie-in-the-sky, won't-happen gifts. ...


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Let's gain some historical perspective

Being a history major has given me a kind of superpower. Studying the past has granted me the power of historical perspective — it’s the lamest superpower of all time, but a...


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Generic questions and my untruths

After a full year of the traditional college homecomings and routine family gatherings, I have become accustomed to the bombardment of personal questions, as I’m certain every other college student worldwide has....


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Sexual relief efforts

It’s that fateful time of the semester again, when everything comes to a close and all kinds of stress pop up out from every source. We all know it’s coming, yet barely...


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"Twihards" need to die, hard.

I have a theory that I’ve been letting marinate for quite some time now. It’s one into which I’ve put hours of observation. I’ve executed quite a few field tests and taken...


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Concentrate on the real drug problem

Government regulation of civil liberties has always been an ambiguous, controversial matter. Prohibiting individual choice is a slippery slope, but administrations have done it for decades. The results are often disastrous. Prohibition...