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Chickenhawks invaded the GOP coop
In Republican debate after Republican debate, Americans of all political stripes have received radioactive levels of exposure to almost as many GOP candidates as Mitt Romney has had policy positions. We have...
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Sticky economy? I've got a job for you.
It’s those two words that can make a girl tremble in her undies. Blow job. The seemingly dreaded task of putting a penis in your mouth. Yeah, about that. Even just the...
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The hunt may be afoot
The proposed deer culling plan has the fauna of the Nature Preserve shaking in their hooves, so is it the right move? ...
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Sexual relief efforts
It’s that fateful time of the semester again, when everything comes to a close and all kinds of stress pop up out from every source. We all know it’s coming, yet barely...
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"Twihards" need to die, hard.
I have a theory that I’ve been letting marinate for quite some time now. It’s one into which I’ve put hours of observation. I’ve executed quite a few field tests and taken...
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Concentrate on the real drug problem
Government regulation of civil liberties has always been an ambiguous, controversial matter. Prohibiting individual choice is a slippery slope, but administrations have done it for decades. The results are often disastrous. Prohibition...
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Let's gain some historical perspective
Being a history major has given me a kind of superpower. Studying the past has granted me the power of historical perspective — it’s the lamest superpower of all time, but a...
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Generic questions and my untruths
After a full year of the traditional college homecomings and routine family gatherings, I have become accustomed to the bombardment of personal questions, as I’m certain every other college student worldwide has....
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A very Sandusky Thanksgiving
Jerry Sandusky’s gaze followed the sun as it set behind an army of trees lining his backyard. A cloud of smoke painted every exhale as he contemplated some of his more questionable...