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A hallmark event
If while walking to Lecture Hall you see a naked midget flying around shooting arrows at the student body, stay calm. Though you may think it’s Peter Pan on LSD, it’s really...
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Offbeat news
Blowing Cock “I breathed into its beak, and its dad-gum eyes popped open,” Marian Morris of Arkadelphia, Ark, said, explaining how she performed CPR on her brother’s exotic chicken, Boo Boo. According...
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Rejected BU Merchandise - Love Doll
As is mentioned in many of the articles in this week’s Release, there is a very good possibility that if you’re a dude, you will be alone this Valentine’s Day. As for...
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Spring Fling will host mtvU Campus Invasion
Last week, the Univerisity Programming Board (UPB) announced its selection of mtvU’s Campus Invasion Tour as the free musical performance to be featured at this year’s Spring Fling. A day of rides,...
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Women’s basketball drops another road game
Maybe the Bearcats can petition the league to let them play all their games at the Events Center. The Binghamton University women’s basketball team fell at New Hampshire last night 55-49, dropping...
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Feature
You can’t please everyone. This is especially true on Valentine’s Day. Getting the wrong gift for someone can spell disaster and a night spent alone. There’s always the chance you might forget...
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Rachel Laws is back and the Bearcats are hungrier than ever
This could be the start of something special. In the most anticipated return since Michael Jordan (the first time), Rachel Laws played for the Binghamton University women’s basketball team last night for...
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Restaurant Review - Denny’s Is For Lovers
I defy anyone to think of a better way to tell someone “I love you” than a romantic meal with your hunny-bunny. No really, I defy you. Tell me a better way....
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Saving energy could earn students $20,000
Soon, being energy conscious can earn you more than just the satisfaction of saving the environment, as the New York Public Interest Research Group (NYPIRG) issues an energy conservation challenge to students...
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CD Review - Richard Cheese Sunny Side of the Moon
Smegma. Dick Cheese. What in God’s name am I talking about? Anyone who is anyone (or who watches Carson Daly), knows that I’m referring to the master of comedic covers, Richard Cheese....