A Halloween disclaimer: It may be snowing already, but rest assured — the time of the year is well-suited for jack-o-lanterns and sweet disguises; just a few more days stand in between you and every college student’s favorite holiday. Yet with only hours before everyone gets dressed, a last call for self-respect is in order. Take note, for those whose costumes revolve around nothing more than their bedroom attire, please reconsider. While chiseled figures may prompt whiplash up and down State Street, the truth is that leaving your costume ideas up to the more tasteful side of the imagination will yield better results. To clarify: there is nothing wrong with pushing the envelope on Halloween, but it would be wise for the exhibitionists among us to save their dignity for some better night and zipper up for Friday.
All are encouraged to spark creative flames when designing costumes. Should that require digging through clothes from a gangsta/goth/hippie/jock phase, simply check for mold and damages before hitting the streets. Don’t be shy about a trip to the Salvation Army — one man’s junk is another’s treasure, and what college student enjoys blowing money on an outfit that won’t ever be worn again?
However, the high road is encouraged this year — given that college students rarely dress up, feel free to don a tie, a nice pair of slacks and dress shoes for your bit of fun. A little bling never hurt anyone and some have dared to dress simply as “Very Good Looking” while being on the prowl. Reactions have generally been positive and results quite enjoyable for most that have chosen this path. The opposite applies for those who have taken the old “Scream” mask alternative.
Lastly, a quick refresher in some old school policies: Halloween can be a rough day if you’re not careful. Make sure you know where you’re going on All Hallows Eve and a better time will almost always be had when traveling with a group of well-dressed friends as opposed to going as a loner. Should a party situation arise (or rather, once it arises), be sure to know where your drinks are coming from and never return to an open drink after it has been left alone. Whether it’s the spirits in the air or the air of the night, Miranda recitals tend to be performed more often on Halloween than usual. Steer clear of unnecessary rowdiness and, to paraphrase Ron Burgundy, stay classy, Binghamton.