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Evan’s Super Bowl Pick
The barely-above-.500 St. Louis Cardinals, the Florida Gators in both basketball and football ‘ the last year has been very kind to underdogs. All this press about Peyton Manning, the Colts’ dynamic...
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Sean’s Satirical Fantastic Four
San Francisco is in the midst of signing Barry Bonds to a one-year, $15.8 million contract to remain with the Giants through 2007 ‘ or $7.9 million for each shrunken testicle. In...
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Troy Hailey hits 1,000-point plateau
Pipe Dream congratulates Troy Hailey on becoming the first member of the Bearcats to reach the 1,000-point mark in the school’s Division I era. Coach Walker: That’s a great achievement by Troy,...
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Staff Editorial: How much money can you make off hate? Ask BU!
We here at Pipe Dream realize that it’s been a rather slow semester so far for all the liberal activists out there. With the noticeable lack of hate symbols or messages appearing...
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Protein overloading: fad or legit?
Americans are no strangers to fad dieting. The recent history of diet crazes in this image-obsessed culture mostly revolves around many versions of the famed Atkins diet, which all include severe restrictions...
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BU’s most popular curriculum: Bush hating
Last time I checked, I was waist-deep in student loans so that I could have professors teach me about the classes I signed up for. BUSI clearly states that I am enrolled...
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Some off-beat odds for SB XLI
Not a Colts fan? Think rooting for Rex Grossman would be down right gross, man? Tired of hearing about Peyton Manning? Not sure where Indianapolis even is? We feel your pain. If...
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Your BU sports briefs
Men’s basketball inks Canadian guard The Binghamton men’s basketball team has signed 6-foot-2 combo guard Chretien Lukusa from Scarborough, Ontario, to a national letter of intent, the school announced on Jan. 4....
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The Perils of Driving Blindfolded
During my adolescence, I never understood why my parents insisted on my friends and I being silent when they drove. This behavior always seemed to me an overcautious, very much “adult” motion...
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A view from the zoo
Since thinking about this year’s squad makes me feel like banging my head against my desk, I started daydreaming about how great Binghamton would be if its best players could have finished...