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Grading the Jets: Third Quarter Report
How do the J-E-T-S grade heading into the last few weeks of the NFL season? Quarterback: (Grade: B–) As Chad Pennington goes, so too the Jets. Gang Green has not won a...
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An evening with her computer
A lovely chat with SmarterChild … that whore. For those who don’t know, SmarterChild is a computer program of some sort, and when you IM it, it answers your questions and has...
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Ho,ho, drunk
It’s getting to be holiday season — you can tell because, as of this weekend, when you left your dorm room, any sensitive parts of your body started wondering when the abuse...
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Red Raiders vanquish Bearcats at Colgate
Christmas time is just around the corner, but on Monday night, the Colgate Red Raiders figured out that the Bearcats’ style is probably better suited for Easter. On the outside, the Bearcats...
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The firearm as aphrodisiac, and other insights of higher education
You had six hours of sleep last night and five cups of coffee, all of your finals are on one day, you have to sign a lease, put money on your meal...
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Five simple steps to improve Binghamton sports
Who doesn’t love Binghamton sports? Not anyone I know, but apparently there are some people out there who don’t get as pumped up about the Binghamton Golf Invitational as I do. Luckily...
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Moral erosion: it’s just a 5 a.m. wakeup call away
After waiting in line for eight hours to buy a tent last Wednesday morning so that I might camp outside for another eight hours, I was finally able to join the line...
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Alcohol arrests decline
After at least a decade-long incline, the number of alcohol-related arrests reported at Binghamton University took a nosedive last year, according to recently published statistics. Police made just one on-campus arrest for...
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Mark’s Picks
Lock: Dallas (–4) over Giants Aristotle once said, “With great power comes great responsibility.” I have been cursed by the NFL gods to always be wrong about my NFL picks. But my...
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MVP Jeter? Not this season
Derek Jeter made headlines last week, but not the type he was looking for. While standing in front of a religious exhibit at a Los Angeles museum, security guards reprimanded him for...