The weather is growing steadily colder and rainier, and the threat of snow in October is hanging in the air. And, to top it off, you can be comforted to know that this month marks the beginning of a long stretch of break-less classes, exams and work. So while you wait for Nov. 25 and mom’s cooking to roll around, why not take some time to think about the realities of college life this year?
Too frightened? Don’t worry, we’ve provided you with the perfect drinking game to forget the fact that graduation is coming ever nearer, and you still feel like a little kid.
Have a Bud Light (or two) … every time the SUNY system budget gets cut (see Page 1). Following on the heels of last year’s tuition increase, New York State Gov. David Paterson has ordered an 11 percent across-the-board decrease from state agencies’ budgets; that’s a $500 million cut, $90 million of which will be handed over by SUNY. No word yet on what part of that sum Binghamton University will be responsible for, but even divided between the 64 university and college campuses in the system, $90 million is no joke.
Take a shot of tequila … every time Pete Thamel writes an article, blog entry or a tweet about Binghamton University. (Disclaimer: Pipe Dream is not responsible for any alcohol poisoning that may ensue.) Bonus shot every time you see BU featured in the news in a less-than-complimentary manner.
Down a Tom & Marty’s Bazooka (we recommend blue) … every time you have to drive around the parking lot more than once to find a space. Have a second if you finally do locate one, only to realize that both cars on either side parked on or over the yellow line and there’s no room for you to squeeze in, or if you actually have to drive to another lot and arrive to class 15 minutes late.
Enjoy a rum and Coke … every time you attend a well-publicized, interesting event with an audience of four people, two of whom you brought with you. Really, it might help.
And sip a gin & tonic … every time yet another well-loved shortcut is hidden by mounds of red tape and a promise that construction will be done any day now. Then find an alternate route because you know it’ll be closed until you graduate, if not past then.
You’re welcome and have a good weekend.