It’s March Madness time folks, and because we don’t have the pleasure of being part of the tourney this year, we figured that you would enjoy this little game to get you through the event. Whether you are at home chilling on the couch or at a bar watching with a group of friends, we hope that you please enjoy responsibly and be sure to steer clear of any “fouls” during the night.
1. Every time a broadcaster says Cinderella, take a shot of tequila
2. Every time someone mentions the history behind the 5-12 matchup, finish half of your beer
3. For every No. 1 seed that makes it to the Final Four, take a shot of Jack
4. If a No. 16 or No. 15 seed team wins, shotgun a beer
5. If there is a buzzer beater, drink a vodka and Red Bull
6. Every time broadcasters mention that North Carolina is not in the tournament, take a sip of your rum and Coke
7. Sip your beer every time Dick Vitale says the words “OH BABY”
8. For every fast-break dunk thrown down by John Wall, have a JÃ.ägerbomb
9. Every time a team racks up five fouls in less than five minutes, drink your entire beer
10. Every time you see a fan sign for CBS or ESPN, take a shot of vodka
11. Take two sips of your beer every time you see a mascot
12. Take half a shot for every technical foul
13. For every change of the possession arrow, finish one-fourth of your beer
14. For every time you wish you could see your Bearcats at the big dance, take two different beers and drink them at the same time.
15. If Vermont beats Syracuse, drink a pitcher of beer (Pipe Dream Sports advises that you conduct this in increments)