Love Actually:
Take a sip:
Every time a new character is introduced
Every time you can’t remember a character’s name
When the movie makes you feel intense loneliness
Every time Laura Linney’s ringtone is a hinderance to romance
Every time Liam Neeson’s kid says something way too adult for his age
Every time Andrew Lincoln (he’s also in The Walking Dead) is mean to Keira Knightly because he loves her
Chug:
If you start crying
When someone makes a ridiculous proclamation of love
As soon as you start feeling stressed out when Alan Rickman is trying to buy jewelry
When January Jones shows up
Finish your drink:
If you believe in true love and can understand Colin Firth’s relationship despite the massive language barrier
Home Alone
Take a sip:
Every time you hear the name “Kevin”
Whenever Kevin’s mom talks about how guilty she feels about forgetting him
When the “Wet Bandits” survive something that should have killed them
When Kevin does something like a grown-up but, you know, is still a child
Chug:
When the McCallister family is clearly way too big for whatever room they’re in
When Kevin breaks the fourth wall
Every time Joe Pesci mumbles and grumbles instead of swearing
Every time Kevin is ignored at the beginning of the movie
Finish your drink:
“AAAAAAAAHH!!!!!”
Elf
Take a Sip:
Every time Buddy does something that his size won’t allow in the elf world
When Buddy takes something way too literally
When you see a classic “Christmas in New York scene” and it makes you feel things
When something is Buddy’s “favorite”
When Buddy puts sugar in foods that don’t need it
When an adult doesn’t understand Christmas/magic/fun/etc.
Chug:
When it’s so clear that Buddy isn’t an elf but he won’t accept it
When you see claymation
When it’s clear that Buddy has done something unhealthy or dangerous but there are no repercussions
“You sit on a throne of lies”
When Buddy inadvertently says something offensive
Finish your drink:
When you remember that Peter Dinklage is actually American
A Christmas Story:
Take a Sip:
Every time the Red Ryder BB Gun is mentioned
Every time someone talks about the furnace
When someone talks about Santa or Santa appears
People sing Christmas carols
Every time there is a “dog dare”
Chug:
When Flick gets his tongue stuck on a pole
When you see the infamous leg lamp
If you watch the movie more than one time during a marathon
Finish your drink:
When you shoot your eye out, kid
How The Grinch Stole Christmas:
Take a Sip:
Anytime the Whos are scared of the Grinch
Every time the Grinch smiles creepily
When the Grinch feels a little bit of Christmas cheer
Whenever somebody says the word “Who”
When Max is wearing antlers
Any time Cindy Lou Who hugs the Grinch
Chug:
When the Grinch’s heart grows three sizes
When the Grinch sets Whoville’s Christmas tree on fire
Finish your drink:
When your bladder is three sizes too small