Alyssa Mercante

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Greek Life had it coming

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The recent drama surrounding Binghamton University’s fraternities and sororities is certainly discussion-worthy, as Pipe Dream’s recent headlines have made obvious. While Greek Life here may not be as hardcore as campuses in, say, the south or the midwest, where there’s literally nothing to do but get shit-housed, frat culture is definitely prominent here at Binghamton....

“The Hunger Games”: Were the odds in the movie’s favor?

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Book-to-movie adaptations are tricky little buggers. Fans of the books are usually die-hard purists who analyze and overanalyze casting choices, and producers almost always change something in order to make the movie popular to those who haven’t read the books. I am 100 percent guilty of taking a severely purist stance on all book-to-movie adaptations....

“Mass Effect 3” revolutionizes the video game industry

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You should buy “Mass Effect 3.” I don’t care if you’ve never played a video game in your entire life. You could pick up an Xbox controller and not know which side is up, it doesn’t matter. Sure, “Modern Warfare 3” is the best-selling game in video game history, but we all know that what...

I need my iFix

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Steve Jobs, even in the afterlife, you can still get me to buy just about anything. I think there are many people out there who would buy iCat-Poop-in-a-Bag if it had a tiny little apple on it. Hell, I probably would. The Apple store has always been somewhat of a playground to me, and I...

Fair-weather fans know no bounds

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Everybody knows that the Giants won the Super Bowl last weekend. And any true die-hard fan knows about the phenomenon that follows after a team wins a championship. Out of nowhere, legions of fair-weather fans crawl out of their shitty, clueless holes to start ranting and updating their Facebooks about the winning team. This happens...

The GOP is a Four Ring Circus and we’re sitting in the big top

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Ever since I started writing for the opinion section, I have steadfastly avoided writing a political piece for a multitude of reasons. The opinion section tends to be the Gauntlet of political face-offs, with multiple columns regarding politics gracing our pages weekly. But when the Republican circus starts pitching its crazy tent, I can’t help...

“Twihards” need to die, hard.

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I have a theory that I’ve been letting marinate for quite some time now. It’s one into which I’ve put hours of observation. I’ve executed quite a few field tests and taken careful notes via my Twitter. I present it now at a time of dire importance, because I feel the sanity of our country...

Keep your friends close and your drinks closer

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I am almost done with the first semester of my last year here and I couldn’t be more in denial. I’ve become increasingly lazy and increasingly more of an alcoholic. I haven’t even thought about graduate schools. The GRE just sounds like a bunch of random letters to me. Going to class is like an...

Frights and delights: Your new TV diet

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Most of my columns tend to be bitchy diatribes about the suckiness of people. But not today! No, today I have decided to give all you noobs a guide to a few television shows that you should be watching. Despite the fact that this past decade has given us a myriad of fantastic television (“The...